The Republic of HMS Mauritius is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.486 billion HMS Mauritiusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The HMS Mauritiusian economy, worth 240 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,557 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Mauritius's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HMS Mauritius is ranked 32,309^th in the world and 1^st in Tanith for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,461.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.