The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daenerys Targaryen with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.896 billion Hollabackatchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mereen. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hollabackatchan economy, worth a remarkable 5,900 trillion Stirlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 184,997 Stirlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hollabackatcha's national animal is the Drogon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Hollabackatcha is ranked 279,665^th in the world and 78^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.