The Empire of Honhonistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor Honhon with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.092 billion Honhonistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of la Citadelle de Corachie. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Honhonistanian economy, worth 183 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,945 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and God-Emperor Honhon is the self-declared God of all Honhonistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honhonistan's national animal is the Roostersaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Honhon.

Honhonistan is ranked 279,926^th in the world and 13^th in Central Asian Union for Nicest Citizens, with 0.38 average smiles per day.