The Republic of Horizontal Celia is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Otter population. The hard-working population of 1.056 billion Horizontal Celians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Horizontal Celian economy, worth 47.5 trillion Lunar Crests a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,954 Lunar Crests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horizontal Celia's national animal is the Otter, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Horizontal Celia is ranked 203,688^th in the world and 45^th in Centennimisa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 299.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.