The My Daughter's Nation of HSPVA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Principal with a fair hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.159 billion HSPVAians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HSPVAian economy, worth an astonishing 10,413 trillion arts a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,014 arts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,538,662 per year while the poor average 16,959, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, nobody likes bad boys any more, and politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with arts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HSPVA's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

HSPVA is ranked 100,945^th in the world and 571^st in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.74 law-abiding acts per hour.