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Largest Populations: 893rdHighest Economic Output: 3,373rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,822nd
The SR388 of
Compulsory Consumerist State
One edible Samus please. Hold the ice beam.
Omega Metroid
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hungry Metroids

Population45.908 billion

LeaderOmega Metroid
FaithPhazon Worship

Currencyhumpable head
AnimalSamus Aran

The SR388 of Hungry Metroids is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Omega Metroid with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.908 billion Hungry Metroids are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.1%.

The powerhouse Hungry Metroid economy, worth a remarkable 5,856 trillion humpable heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,569 humpable heads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hungry Metroids's national animal is the Samus Aran, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Phazon Worship.

Hungry Metroids is ranked 136,191st in the world and 1st in FurNation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,350.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 893rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,373rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,822ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,290thMost Stationary: 6,181stSafest: 6,996thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,577thMost Influential: 9,848thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,556thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,952ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,220thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,087thLargest Governments: 22,814thMost Secular: 25,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,670th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hungry Metroids changed its national demonym to "Hungry Metroid" and its demonym adjective to "Hungry Metroid".
  • : Hungry Metroids changed its national demonym to "Hungry Metroids".
  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Hungry Metroids was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.

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