The Confederated Echelons of Huri is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Isabella Klejedell with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.875 billion Huriese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villenzia. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Huriese economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,046 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, worship days have replaced sick days, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Huri's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Huri is ranked 265,429^th in the world and 1^st in Merabloom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.91 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.