The Pink Holy Winter Wonderland of Hurricane DCCV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.463 billion Hurricaneans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth 544 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,861 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Hurricane DCCV has found 7 easter eggs), pony-derived products are greasing the wheels of industry (Hurricane DCCV has found 7 easter eggs), over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Hurricane DCCV has found 7 easter eggs), and it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Hurricane DCCV has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Hurricane DCCV's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.

Hurricane DCCV is ranked 95,811^th in the world and 1^st in Sushmere for Smartest Citizens, with 37.35 quips per hour.