The Pink Holy Winter Wonderland of Hurricane MDCCC is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.897 billion Hurricaneans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth 281 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,569 gold bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 899,076 per year while the poor average 10,976, a ratio of 81.9 to 1.

Taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, the price of freedom is about half a million gold bars, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Reparune, and alien kidnappings of both cattle and humans are headline news on the most respected papers (Hurricane MDCCC has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hurricane MDCCC's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hurricane MDCCC is ranked 127,983^rd in the world and 8^th in Reparune for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 558.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.