The Republic of Hussein is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Ibrahim Kamel with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The devout population of 7.093 billion Husseinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tikrit. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Husseinian economy, worth 291 trillion dinars a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,088 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hussein has designated Tikrit as its capital city, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hussein's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Hussein is ranked 236,366^th in the world and 8^th in Iraq for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.