The Macronation of Huyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Generic with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.724 billion Hylanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phlogisburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylander economy, worth a remarkable 3,070 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,533 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Joe Generic, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown. Huyland's national animal is the Pronghorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rhetiquism.

Huyland is ranked 21,627^th in the world and 3^rd in Cyrannus Star System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.41 law-abiding acts per hour.