The United Arab Kingdom of Huzzahs is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Faris with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.722 billion Huzzahsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Huzzahsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,646 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 433,347 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huzzahs's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Huzzahs is ranked 311,362^nd in the world and 47^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3.46 percentage of bribes refused.