The Oppressed Peoples of Hyfy is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 40 million Hyfyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Hyfyian economy, worth 1.68 trillion fruncs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,034 fruncs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the past is set in stone, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime is totally unknown. Hyfy's national animal is the falcons, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hyfy is ranked 158,291^st in the world and 55^th in Aeternas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,859.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.