The Loving Couple of I-ShipIt- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Nightwing with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.445 billion I-ShipIt-ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titans Tower. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient I-ShipIt-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,672 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against I-ShipIt-'s military, military funding has been stripped back, and teenagers can't go to the loo without an army of social workers watching their every movement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I-ShipIt-'s national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

I-ShipIt- is ranked 224,606^th in the world and 6^th in Heart for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.