The Insane Dictatorswamp of I absolutely hate 67 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 670 million potatoes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrek's Swamp. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The strong dumb economy, worth 69.7 trillion keyboards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,003 keyboards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. I absolutely hate 67's national animal is the toast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I absolutely hate 67 is ranked 262,328^th in the world and 1^st in Whats 9 plus 10 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.