The Full of Hatred 😡 of I Hate Making Puppets is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by No with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 3.391 billion I Hate Making Puppetsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The all-consuming I Hate Making Puppetsian economy, worth 369 trillion Noes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,991 Noes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, the statue in the Powers Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, misbehaving Noes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Hate Making Puppets's national animal is the No, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noooo.

I Hate Making Puppets is ranked 6,875^th in the world and 10^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Primitive, scoring 107.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.