The Protectorate of I think I remember is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 880 million I think I rememberians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient I think I rememberian economy, worth 98.4 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,770 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 536,660 per year while the poor average 13,592, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, and tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I think I remember's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I think I remember is ranked 237,465^th in the world and 4^th in The Soppo Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.