The Republic of I win again is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 38.506 billion I win againians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient I win againian economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 33,736 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I win again's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I win again is ranked 100,749^th in the world and 1^st in Brotherhood for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.76 law-abiding acts per hour.