The Third Kingdom of Ibandigo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Viceroy Thibault Géroux with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.99 billion Ibandigans, 4.747 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villotte. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ibandigoan economy, worth 802 trillion Ibans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,078 Ibans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ibandigo's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ibandigo is ranked 71,643^rd in the world and 28^th in Tarkin for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 497.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.