The Kingdom of Icirit is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Adum'Aun with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.629 billion Icirizi are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellfire Bay. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The all-consuming Icirizi economy, worth 258 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 98,140 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, a third of Icirizi are e-certified CEOs, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Icirit's national animal is the Otter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Icirit is ranked 51,447^th in the world and 14^th in Anteria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,721.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.