The Incorporated States of IIHL is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 18.142 billion IIHLS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bettman's House. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving IIHLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Salary Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,292 Salary Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The IIHL Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IIHL's national animal is the Not Applicable, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cruor.

IIHL is ranked 68,748^th in the world and 162^nd in Ordo Imperialia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,124.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.