The Federation of Ililsasda is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.154 billion Ililsasdans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ililsasdan economy, worth a remarkable 3,232 trillion Marirras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,829 Marirras, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young people pass around flash drives filled with illegal music, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood, Leader consults the market before choosing breakfast, and the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ililsasda's national animal is the blue whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Violetism.

Ililsasda is ranked 57,863^rd in the world and 9^th in Sparkalia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,610.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.