The Colony of Ilirski is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic, devout population of 8.326 billion Ilirskians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ilirskian economy, worth 267 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,162 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ilirski's national animal is the hawk.

Ilirski is ranked 234,323^rd in the world and 1,980^th in The catholic military orders for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 236.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.