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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,186thMost Stationary: 9,973rdLargest Black Market: 10,459th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Imperial Dispatches

Population14.059 billion

CurrencySovereign
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Empire of Imperial Dispatches is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.059 billion Imperial Dispatchesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Dispatchesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion Sovereigns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,944 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The Land of Kings and Emperors, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Dispatches's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Imperial Dispatches is ranked 9,973rd in the world and 13th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 2,350.3075930244 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,186thMost Stationary: 9,973rdLargest Black Market: 10,459thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,742ndHighest Economic Output: 17,638thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,651stMost Influential: 19,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,446thMost Developed: 21,520thHealthiest Citizens: 22,553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,850thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,023rdMost Devout: 25,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,566thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,905thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,925thLargest Populations: 28,967th
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15th in the region

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