The National Order of Imperio Canadia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Daniel Arcand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.502 billion Canadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 448 trillion ICDS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,395 ICDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

People say chess victor Daniel Arcand can kill you with mind-bullets, a soldier's body is a temple, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and black gold is looking more brown these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperio Canadia's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperio Canadia is ranked 19,704^th in the world and 5^th in Astellaria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,531.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.