
| Population | 10.494 billion |
| Capital | Roma |
| Leader | Gaius Caesar |
| Faith | Imperial Cult |
| Currency | Denarii |
| Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Empire of Imperium Occidentale is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Gaius Caesar with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 10.494 billion Occidentaleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Occidentalean economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Denariis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,846 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, and more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperium Occidentale's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.
Imperium Occidentale is ranked 117,375th in the world and 35th in The Invaders for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,249.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : Following new legislation in
Imperium Occidentale, military training involves more video games than push-ups.






























































