The Incorporated States of Impossible Nua is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.132 billion Impossible Nuans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuacity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The strong Impossible Nuan economy, worth 513 trillion guilders a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,688 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the tightness of border controls in Impossible Nua leave a little to be desired, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime is relatively low. Impossible Nua's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Impossible Nua is ranked 91,314^th in the world and 3^rd in The Wild West for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,757.9 Standard Monetary Units.