The Commonwealth of Infelbasea is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.232 billion Infelbaseans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Infelbasean economy, worth 158 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 128,531 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Infelbasea, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, third world countries are rich in "I Love Infelbasea City" t-shirts, and tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Infelbasea's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Infelbasea is ranked 319,939^th in the world and 250^th in Empire of Great Britain for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.