| Population | 7.94 billion |
| Capital | Ulgobiter |
| Leader | Lord-Overseer |
| Faith | Ministry of the Arcane Truth |
| Currency | soul |
| Animal | shoresailer |
The Future-Time Republic of Infinitis is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord-Overseer with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 7.94 billion Infei enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulgobiter. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Infei economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,681 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, windows in Ulgobiter don't have much of a view, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown. Infinitis's national animal is the shoresailer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ministry of the Arcane Truth.
Infinitis is ranked 37,196th in the world and 8th in Sparkalia for Largest Black Market, with 36.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, windows in Ulgobiter don't have much of a view.
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
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Infinitis was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, the poorest Infei live in 'the stacks'.
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats.
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Infei citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
- : Following new legislation in
Infinitis, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver.























































