The Holy Empire of InlaidFir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ryan Reynolds with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 9.109 billion Inlaidians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Inlaidser economy, worth 833 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,487 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. InlaidFir's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

InlaidFir is ranked 20,856^th in the world and 1^st in The Ocean Vanguard for Highest Food Quality, scoring 114.44 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.