The People's Republic of Intainia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Ñisatosñėñėñė with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.008 billion Intainians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teās. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Intainian economy, worth 454 trillion Ditas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,348 Ditas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, every week is blindness awareness week, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths. Crime is totally unknown. Intainia's national animal is the Baboon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Intainia is ranked 326,091^st in the world and 74^th in Audinesca for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.