The Holy Empire of Intelligent guy is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 1.263 billion Intelligent guys are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Intelligent guyian economy, worth 28.1 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 22,238 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, the treehouse in Elephant Park is the tallest building in Intelligent guy, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intelligent guy's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Intelligent guy is ranked 40,332^nd in the world and 3^rd in Regionate for Safest, scoring 105.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.