Population | 1.703 billion |
Capital | Nea Apollonia |
Leader | Vasiliás Aléxios tis Gothías |
Faith | Néo Orthódoxoi |
Currency | Dracme |
Animal | Cerberos |
The United Kingdom of Ioniae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vasiliás Aléxios tis Gothías with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.703 billion Ioniæns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nea Apollonia. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ioniæn economy, worth 178 trillion Dracmes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,740 Dracmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
It's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, religious education is a new government priority, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioniae's national animal is the Cerberos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Néo Orthódoxoi.
Ioniae is ranked 25,676th in the world and 39th in Concord for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.49 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, all you have to do is pray to get into Ioniae.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
- : Following new legislation in Ioniae, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Council of Feathers, Southwestern Federal Republic, Mechanocracy, and Majocco.