The Archives of Irish Traders 019 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Doctortellmedahnewsz with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.472 billion Irish Traders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hereville. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Irish Tradersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,082 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the IT0IA watchlist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irish Traders 019's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Irish Baptist.

Irish Traders 019 is ranked 225,495^th in the world and 4^th in The Regected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.43 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.