The Armed Republic of Iserlohn Floating Battery 2 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.929 billion Iserlohn Floating Battery 2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The strong Iserlohn Floating Battery 2ian economy, worth 295 trillion dinars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,762 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iserlohn Floating Battery 2's national animal is the floating turret, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Iserlohn Floating Battery 2 is ranked 233,801^st in the world and 1^st in The Right Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68.69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.