The Loving Couple of IShip-It- is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Tsunade with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.401 billion IShip-It-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hidden Leaf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient IShip-It-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 124,768 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that an IShip-It-ian woman's work is never done, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, and only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IShip-It-'s national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

IShip-It- is ranked 18,406^th in the world and 6^th in Callista for Largest Black Market, with 197 trillion Standard Monetary Units.