The United States of Islaadia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.72 billion Islaadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Islaadian economy, worth 139 trillion whispers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 81,272 whispers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,670 per year while the poor average 11,366, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, governors and mayors are back to begging for allowances from the nanny state, the ban on cars has been repealed, and democratic debates have been removed from the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islaadia's national animal is the bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islaadia is ranked 7,014^th in the world and 2^nd in RPS for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,973.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.