The Matriarchy of Isle Dea is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.811 billion Isle Deans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The strong Isle Dean economy, worth 818 trillion marks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 48,633 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle Dea's national animal is the dove.

Isle Dea is ranked 293,691^st in the world and 3^rd in Pawnsilvania for Smartest Citizens, with 10.97 quips per hour.