The Federated States of Isles of Nelson is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.493 billion Nelsonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelson City. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nelsonian economy, worth 70.4 trillion Nelsonian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,178 Nelsonian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isles of Nelson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isles of Nelson is ranked 226,173^rd in the world and 13^th in Moonveil for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 255.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.