The Empire of Isomorphisms is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.811 billion Isomorphismsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Isomorphismsian economy, worth 198 trillion Duckcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,018 Duckcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military's newest toy broadcasts Isomorphisms's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, all industry is owned and run by the government, and a major religion has been named as Isomorphisms's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isomorphisms's national animal is the Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Isomorphisms is ranked 78,855^th in the world and 1^st in Isomorphic Universes for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.