The Dominion of Israld Kea is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.267 billion Israld Keans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Israld Kean economy, worth 204 trillion ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Retail. Average income is 89,864 ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, the teaching of evolution has been banned, misbehaving thrushes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israld Kea's national animal is the thrush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Israld Kea is ranked 331,882nd in the world and 607th in Aeternum for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Israld Kea, the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon.
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Israld Kea, misbehaving thrushes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
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Israld Kea, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
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Israld Kea, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers.
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Israld Kea, cities are engulfed by smog.
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Israld Kea, artists are pillars of society.
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Israld Kea, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
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Israld Kea, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
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Israld Kea, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
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Israld Kea, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.



















































