The Holy Favourite Son of Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Isti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.744 billion Istillian Razedusk-Jormunrians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrilia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Istillian Razedusk-Jormunrian economy, worth 493 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 63,717 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,814 per year while the poor average 11,808, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Istillian Razedusk-Jormunr is ranked 251,242^nd in the world and 40^th in Sky Haven for Nicest Citizens, with 1.14 average smiles per day.