The Rogue Nation of It Takes Two to Troll is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 163 million Dvatrolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.
The strong Dvatrolian economy, worth 11.6 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,050 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,298 per year while the poor average 9,818, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.
Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-krona mansions, frequent flyers are chiseled into statues, and recognizing the Dvatrolian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. It Takes Two to Troll's national animal is the calico cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
It Takes Two to Troll is ranked 135,933rd in the world and 11th in Hells Lounge for Most Developed, scoring 57.23 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, recognizing the Dvatrolian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, frequent flyers are chiseled into statues.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-krona mansions.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, third world countries are rich in "I Love It Takes Two To Troll City" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.
- : Following new legislation in
It Takes Two to Troll, a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs.














