
| Population | 9.93 billion |
| Capital | Itapeva |
| Leader | Jailson II |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | Réis |
| Animal | Uiraçu |
The Empire of Itapeva is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Jailson II with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 9.93 billion Itapevenses are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itapeva. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Itapevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Réis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,942 Réis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, there is one competing standard, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itapeva's national animal is the Uiraçu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Itapeva is ranked 57,787th in the world and 26th in Catholic for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,833.18 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Itapeva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
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Itapeva, all facts are created equal.
- : Following new legislation in
Itapeva, there is one competing standard.
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Itapeva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
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Itapeva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Itapeva, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies.
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Itapeva's influence in Catholic rose from "Nipper" to "Vassal".
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Itapeva altered its national flag.
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Itapeva relocated from Balder to Catholic.
- : Following new legislation in
Itapeva, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops.

















































