The Money Money Money of Item shop is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.885 billion capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong capitalist economy, worth 365 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,050 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,759 per year while the poor average 10,804, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Prank shows are so hot right now, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, and The President is the self-declared God of all Item shop. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Item shop's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Item shop is ranked 126,980^th in the world and 1^st in weet for Largest Black Market, with 1.59 trillion Standard Monetary Units.