The Republic of Izern 127 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.812 billion Izern 127ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The very strong Izern 127ian economy, worth 153 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,739 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,159 per year while the poor average 17,004, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and not all rivers run to the sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 127's national animal is the panther.

Izern 127 is ranked 112,840^th in the world and 607^th in Izern for Most Developed, scoring 59.02 on the Human Development Index.