The Republic of Izern 135 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.872 billion Izern 135ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.
The all-consuming Izern 135ian economy, worth 178 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,525 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Izern 135ian democracy, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 135's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Izern 135 is ranked 240,584th in the world and 535th in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Izern 135 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Izern 135 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Izern 135, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
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Izern 135, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
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Izern 135, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
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Izern 135, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Izern 135ian democracy.
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Izern 135, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
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Izern 135, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Izern 135 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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Izern 135, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
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Izern 135, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.


















