The Republic of Izern 145 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.843 billion Izern 145ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.
The powerhouse Izern 145ian economy, worth 189 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,751 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,513 per year while the poor average 26,355, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.
Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 145's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Izern 145 is ranked 91,083rd in the world and 511th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,035.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Izern 145, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
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Izern 145, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
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Izern 145, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
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Izern 145, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
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Izern 145, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
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Izern 145, edutainment video games are taking Izern 145's students to the next level.
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Izern 145, babies are a small but significant export.
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Izern 145, there's a hole in the heart of every Izern 145ian city.
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Izern 145, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
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Izern 145, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
























