The Federal Republic of Izern 207 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.313 billion Izern 207ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Izern 207ian economy, worth 113 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,173 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 207's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izern 207 is ranked 21,098^th in the world and 60^th in Izern for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,367.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.