The Republic of Izern 322 is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 32 million Izern 322ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Izern 322ian economy, worth 1.18 trillion izerns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,969 izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 322's national animal is the izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izern 322 is ranked 175,148^th in the world and 88^th in Izern for Fattest Citizens, with 9.7 Obesity Rate.